Giggle on Mister Obama!

Mister Obama warmed up the cockles of mine heart when he did giggled right lo and beholded before the oath taken it all ceremony of the president of one big not small country America. And furtherment warming more of the cockles in mine own to own heart when he fumbled duringment 'take one' of presidential oath taking ceremony, likes mine very own pupils of english good one class fumble whilst leaning good english froms master Fu. That making mister Barack Obama one of the very bestum most pupil of me, myself master Fu! Applause to the master Fu and the pupil you knows who, whoos make the great master Fu proud!

Pupil Fum make Mimi proud!

Mine pupil Fum written a book calling-

"Wish Upon A Time- The Legendary Scimitar."

And that made me Mimi, meaning me master Fu, proudestest! Me waiting for them 19 years all calm and having twinkle in mine own of them two eyes, is to when mine little Fum turning writer? Then all of suddenly a bright day dawning and mine little pupil Fum gifty me on mine birthday. Lo and beholden! What lies in there the glittery wrapping paper?!? It's a manuscript of mine pupil Fum novel!!! Me master Fu all happy, happier and happiest! And it was then and now it is all a made it into a book, all nice, trim and proper. Now me tells the whole world proudly to read mine pupil Fum book!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

Hey All! Me master Fu is all back from mine dear mother land Antarctica and me wishes all mine dears one-

A Very Happy New Year to All,

Let us all have a Ball,

and against all odds let you stand tall,

wear or no wear mittens or a shatoosh shawl!

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar (India) was transferred to a new School in Mumbai (India).
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...______________________________
Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, Ibig you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter foryour responsement.
May God blast you!"Yours awfully,RAMKHILAWAN YADAV

This pic is ours future when them peoples be carrying burgers on their heads instead of vegetables and fruits in a basket and also coke can dangling in them peoples hands instead of cows milk in a bucket. Maybe peoples protecting theirs head from rain and sun by burger instead of umbrella. All this makes no sense but since me master Fu like this one pic so me puts the same one in mine blog.

Lessons of Life There was a one man who hadded four sons. He this one man wanted his sons four of thems to learn not to judging things too much quickly. So he sented them each on a quest each, in turns, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distant away.The first one son wented in the winter, the second one son in the spring, the third one son in summer, and the youngest son the fourthed one in the fall.When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describing to him what they had seened. The first one son said that the tree was ugly, bented, and twisted. The second one son said no it was covered with greeny buds and full of promising. The third son disagreeded; he said it was all ladened with them nice smelly blossoms that smelleded so sweetly and looking so beautiful, it was the most gracefullest thingy he had ever seen.The last son disagreeded with all of them; he said it was riped and droopy with fruit, fully of life and fulfillments. The man the pa of them all the sonnies then explained to his sonnies that they were all of them right, because they had each seened but only one season in the tree's life.He tolded them all that you cannot judgement a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will missy the promise of your spring, the beautydity of your summer, fulfillmentation of your fall.Moral:Don't let the pain of one season destroying the joyment of all the rest. Don't judgement life by one difficulty season. Persevere through the difficulty patches and them better timings are surely to come some time sooner than later!

One Happy World for All!

Dears all of you greetings of mine master Fu to you and them and all. Let us beginning our day with a simple prayer of bringing peaceful windy changes to ours world where no one fights and dies, where all are the peoples are happiest and healthiest, where them are more trees and plants than them aircondioners to cooling our environs, where there are more festivities and gaieties than them stupid wars and fightings, where there are more more books to reading than them wasting times in playing them these computer games and net surfing, where there are more of them miracles than debacles, where there are more waters than draughters, where them are more and more good, gooder and goodest and also intelligent peoples on them roads, buildings, houses, offices, schools, colleges and most importantly in corridors of powers and parliaments and places alike who can bring a change of betterments in ours world. Amen.

master Fu's maths exam paper- 1930

it was when me master Fu only 13 years of age and in standard 8th then mine stricter teacher of mathematics give mine whole class math problematic to solvation. This particular problemation of math put mine geniusfully endowed head in a tizzy but me master Fu never ever losted heart and put mine wholesome effortations into solvation of the same to same problem till the very ends until when the answer struck me! The moral of this story goes that tis better to hang oneself than solving mathematics problemations!

The Eye Of God

Me master Fu calls for attention of all peoples in the whole world :All persons great and small, all persons rich or poor, all persons thin or fat, all persons strong or weak, all persons tall or short, all persons powerful or powerless, all persons privileged or underprivileged, all persons healthy or sick, and you a king or a pauper; you all of thems must kept this in your minds that God is watchfully sawing you, me and all of us and them with His Eye from above in the sky. Nexter time when any of all human beings doing something badfull to fellows human beings and to the world then always know that God's Eye is watchfully sawing all actions of us and punish us sooner than later. Same to same is when you, me or us doing goodfull deeds then also God's watchful Eye sawing us and reward us sooner than later. So nexter time when me , you, us and all of thems taking steps towards doing gooder or badder thingies then keeps in ours mind that all actions having equal reaction, not only this one a science law buts is also God's Law. Me sure God watchfully watching all mayhem and bloodshed in this world, where innocent peoples dying every moment of it, then me sure that God knows them perpetrators of this and that and those crimes very wells and God also amusedly taking times to see how mucher badder to worster can peoples become and then He take action accordingly to His Law which me has stated in above.
Me, master Fu wondering all the time when this worlds peoples get sensibler and realize thems mistakes by not hurting each and another, by not at alls killing and bloodshedding of innocent peoples and also poor unspeaking animals, by not at alls bad mouthing peoples and persons.
But, me master Fu is all optimismical in mine thinking and praying to God all of the times that one finner day will come soon when all is welloff with this of ours world and all and everybodys living in peace and love and smiles :)

Good Squeezy Massaging ;- )

Why mister president Bush startling the German chancellor Angela Merkel and the our world at large by giving one nice and good and friendlyful massaging to miss Angela Merkel left one and right one shoulders at the same to same time, me dont get the heads and tails outta this one whole episode? If me and you gets the same squeezy massaging from mister Bush or anyones else for that matters then me and you and everyone loving and enjoying every little bits of its, wont us? think think and thinks with open heads all of you and everyone. When us spendthrifting so many of ours precious dollars and monies on squeezy massaging by hiring people to do so them then why we and us getting all alarming over one 2 seconds massaging and thats too for free of cost by the mister president of the USA's? Dont we and us and all of you and them do the same friendlyful massaging to our dears and nears ones all the time? ;-)

Use Yours Head!

Me, master Fu has not ever never saw a most perfected neater header butting than this one in mine entire eskimoic life that mr. Zinedine Zidane dided to one mr. Matterazzi and got one Golden Ball award too for it. Now what made mr. Zidane did butting head no ones nose for sure. As mr. Zidane putters it he dided it because mr. Matterazzi abusing hims mother and sister when playing football football with him and also with others of peoples from France and Italy but mr. Matterazzi refutings all charges and saying he not knowing that mr. Zidane have mother and sister at all, leave asides cursing thems. What ever the causing of mr. Zidane head butting mr. Matterazzi, mr. Zidane gotting a placement in them" hall of fame" and the refree man showing him mosted hated red card for the header butting take retirement from refree job for goods.
Now what the morals of the head butting episode are:
(a) In times of needs use yours head.
(b) A head without them hair is better than a heads with hairy on them for the usement of head buttings.
(c) Presidents of countries calls people to Lunch who are famous for butting heads on other peoples.
(d) mr. Zidane has showed fruitful way to them other footballers to becoming famous overnights by butting heads rather than playing good Footballs.
(e) mr. Matterazi should knows that all peoples whether playing footballs or not have mothers and sisters whether sicks or not.
(f) Lastingly but most importantly no one should curse or abuses anyone as they will be suringly head butted by peoples whether them having hairs or not.

Me Joking?

One very finer day when me and mine family of three people living in Antarctica invite a rabbit, a donkey, a earth worm and one tortoise to dinner in ours igloo house. We all of them eated delicious and happy foods and were all filled in our tummies up to brim.
Mister donkey saying all sudden, "hey, mister Fu me and all invited want drinking good booze!".
Me now scratching mine head thinking now there no booze in mine house. Truthfullingly me tolded all invited one miss rabbit, one mister donkey, one mr. earth worm and one mister tortoise loud and clearly that me and mine family of three peoples dont have no booze in house!
Then mister donkey coming up with idea good one say, "master fu, why not we send mr. tortoise to getting booze from market?"
Now me stop scratching mine good head any more thoughtfully thinkering what goodest idea this were and also everyone of them invited and family agreeing whole heartfully to this one opinion. mr. tortoise also gratefully agree liking and also agree to going to market to getting booze for him and all to drinking.
Me and all very talking talkitively for nexter three hours waiting for mr. tortoise return herewith booze. We talking more and more and much much more alongside waiting whole hearted withsome opened arms for booze and also ours good friendly mr. tortoise.
After wistfulness wait for now four hours mister earth worm all frustated and scream his lungs say," Oh mine Lord! where the *$#*@ is mr. tortoise? He is total useless fellow! No bringing booze for so much long waiting!"
As soon mister earth worm saying these wrathfulled wisdomful worldly words that mr. tortoise all suddenly peeping from behind door and say," Now i not goes to market for booze, you peoples are meanful to me!"
The morals of the story going like this:
(1) Always knowing that mister or miss tortoise are slower in walkings. miss and mr. rabbits are faster ones in walkability to markets and the hoppability.
(2) Walls has ears.
(3) Booze not goodness for ours health, but if invite some peoples for dinning then keep littler booze in house.
(4) Critisized mister or miss goes mad with angers.
(5) when master fu inviting you and all for dinner nexter times then dont ever never forgetful to bring your owner bottles of booze!

Pirates of the Caribbean- The curse of the Black Pearl

Me Master Fu and mine family of the three persons wented to see this one film- Pirates of the Caribbean- The curse of the Black Pearl. Now why me went to see this one it beats me. One mr. Barbossa throwing one famous actor mr. Johnny Deppy called mister Jack Sparrow out of his own shippy called Black Pearl because not liking him becoming captain and wanting to himself becoming captain of the same shippy called Black Pearl. Well and good. mister Jack Sparrow is marroned on one island, again well and good. Now mister Jack Sparrow wanting to come backing on his own shippy and wanting to himself becoming captain again, again well and good. One finer day mister Sparrow happens to be reaching this town where mr. Will turner, in real called Orlando Bloom another one famous actor also acting in film- Kingdom of Heaven and also living in this one town is miss. Elizabeth, in real called Kierra Knightly also acting in film- Bend it like Beckham. Them all living peacefully and goodly, again well and good. Now mister Sparrow and all his shippy sailors and also pirates wanting mr. Will Turner's blood to lifting curse from his shippy- Black Pearl so them all undead ones pirates becoming live again; now upto here well and goodsome. Now mine mind is going into tizzy and dizzy and me puking along with mine family of three peoples and also the other peoples in the picture hall, when all pirates becoming all hollow with only rotting flesh and decaying clothes hanging on bones of them pirates! These poorly rotting peoples fighting on the shippy and also in waters of the sea giving me creepies in my hearts and also legs, as me checking my leggies again and then again if mine flesh still holding mine leggies safe and sound. Now is there fun if me and you are again and then again checking your leggies half the time in between also seeing the film? No know? I liking mister Jack Sparrow only that much time when him was in good one health and hearty but enuf is enuf this one good actor mister Johnny Deppy also going decaying by the end of its all, me is thinking that the upto half film good director going all sicky and confusey in the other half of the film. Nonsense! Me wants to tells the director mr. Jerry to make all futurely films of his with whole healthy mens and womens too as there are many of them good whole peoples crowding the world and willing to acts in mr. Jerry's films, me sure. And also he mustly make films on Eskimo peoples who also liking to acts in films as whole and healthy mens and womens with pink of healths and cheeks too. So now that mr. Jerry has made another one film also called Pirates of the Carribean, but half of the name not the sames- Dead mans chest instead of the curse of the Black Pearl; me recommends mr. Jerry to name his next one film- "Pirates of the Carribean- master Fu and them Eskimos". When he mr. Jerry coming to shoot for this one film then us Eskimo peoples feeding him good foods of pudgy seals and salmons and reindeers to makes him happy!

Me wants trees trees and more trees!

Why man cut trees, me never ever understanding. We only depriving our pinky two lungies good oxygen and in turn cuttings off the passaging of oxygen to our hearts which beating all the times and not so beating if me, we and you all of them cutting them trees left, right and center. So us decide for oncefully not to cut them trees and in turn planting more of thems left, right and center in order to giving more amd mores freshfully oxygens to us pinky two lungies so in turn our hearts beating well and good all the times.

Today?

Today me master Fu don't knows what to write. This one symptom is called master Fu block just like the one writer's block. It is not that me master Fu dunno what me write today but because me had for breakfast, lunch and dinner also three big fatter juicy turkeys and now me tum tum is all gassy and stretchy but take heart me is anyways going to writes after all whether me, you and all are gassy, stretchy or not in yours and me in tum tums. So today me will tells all a good one moral story with the usaging of good english. The story will go on like this one: If you all is rich which me is sure you all will be as you all of them having computers. So, again if rich ones you all then take outing one- tenth of yours money and riches and give when you gets your fat ones paypackets to the ones not so richy as you and all to make the less richy peoples a happy mans or womans or children. God loving people who are givings and carings and do goods to such ones good peoples in returns.

People of the world unite! Don't fight.

me, master Fu is all wonderment about the thingies that why people here and there and also everywhere fight, fight and fight all of the times? The one country of the west is fighting with the one country in east and this one country is fighting with one country in south and likewise this one country is fighting with the one country that me sees in the north and also everyone see in the televisions and reading also in them newspapers all of the time wasting ones time and also wasting ones good energy in heads and souls. When me was in Antarctica then no one ever fighting there and all live in peace and good. We, eskimo's loving animals but also eating them but without fighting them. So me and all living in Peace and love. Now me wants to teaching you and all world countries good manners in not fighting with each one and another and maintaining peacedom and wisdom. If people fighting world all over then one finer day all things good be gone for goodness and you and me and all be seen with one eye and one blank eye socket, one leg and one little appendege in place of the other leggy, one hand with three and a half finger and one no hand because there no arm to support, one only kidney as the other goodone kidney going for a six, alas! master Fu don't see no reason why peoples losing good thingies of their bodies when them all can keep thems all things put nice and fine jus by saying no to fight. So me suggest when the nexter time they television peoples showing Fight here and there, then turn off them televisions so their TRP's going to the doggies and they not showing fight no more and only showing programme of Peace and Loves which you all musty see. Then the countries who fighting all the time will have no publicitying and coveraging of their bad wars so they get dismayed and depressed and abandon all wars. Then master Fu will be happiest man and so will all of you and them! One little more suggestion me has is if littlesome fighter-cock peoples say 20% of them still fighting then us the 80% of the world's peace and love loving peoples get together and put them the 20% of fighter-cocks people in some few hired rockets and pack 'em to smaller one planet called little Mars where them all can fight to their little hearts content till all of 'em dropping ......(you know what)! And we the 80% fun filled, happy hearting, peace loving peoples living in Bliss and Joy and Glory!

Chicken Bird Flu.

How much master Fu loved chicken

Rosted, broasted or just plain fried on a pan in the Kitchen.

Me would eat the chicken day and night,

whether it be breakfast, lunch or to Dine.

Then one fine day the chickens of the world decide,

that no more would master Fu or the world could have their meats slice.

So they all of them sat in big buckets of ice,

and soon enough they caught Flu, running nosies & tears running from their eyes.

Now master Fu remains hungry,

he will not eat any food unless the chickens are healthy.

Pray, O world for the chickens and master Fu,

that the world is free from chicken bird Flu!

going round and round!

Me master Fu is going round and round in this one world to know all and every body and also where and how peoples lives and also how they talks and what the language they speaks. Me went from England where me stays these days after descendind down the peaky snowy hills of Antarctica to America on mine first stopsover. Firstly me checked if they were all of them good in english and to mine satisfactation most of thems were, as most of them were readings and also learnings from my blog the use of good english and also whereall i went to all the nice and bright states of New York, LA, California, Texas, Kansas and so on and on, me finds that all of them Americans knowing me wells and also respecting me The great one master Fu for teaching thems all Good english. Me noted one thing that dismaying my heart that the peoples of America most of thems were so mucher taller then me master Fu as they all eats well good and nice foodies. I master Fu not short because i not eating good foodies but because mine dear father and mother are also shorts in theirs heights but all of us's eating good and nice foodies like Americans peoples. They American peoples were also listen to rocky and jazzy music all of the times makings my ears go all tingly, but me master Fu dont ever minds as me also likes all good musics. Now from there me wents to the place from wheres come the Arabian nights stories which peoples call the UAE. There, me God, me saw tall tall peoples all arounds me wearings robes and all and the ladies also wearings the same but littler different robes and also wearings lots of them Gems and Golds too. Master Fu is so lucky mans to be famous here also as they too people having reading and learning good english from my blog so they all respecting and loving me. They UAE peoples also loving and playing music which also in turn tingling mine ears but me also likings their musics as Americas and also eating good and nice foodies like thems. Now me wents to Asia where comes China, India, Korea, Japan and on and on. One by one master Fu wents to all such countries and by surprise seeing so many of thems different kinds of peoples, some shorts like me's, some of them mediums and some of thems talls, some darkest in colors of they's skins, some mediums in colors and somes of thems very fairer in the colors, thanks to God them all of them mostly speaking good english side by sides speakings theirs own one languages and thanks me master Fu too for their good english as mostly all and everyone reading and learning from mine blog. They all of thems also listening to good musics which in turn again tinglings my ears but me never minding as me also now liking music from all and everywhere. Now after all the travellings me has came to this one conclusions that peoples from all arounds the world have their heights and colors and fats and thins not due to goods or bads foodies eating but because of theirs countries in where they lives due to geographicaly differentiate thingies and also differently weathers of them all places. And mostly most importants of the thingies is that, that Master Fu teaches thems all good englishes. Byes for nows. Sees you alls soon enoughs.

Da Vinci Code filmy thingies and all!

Me is waiting days and also nights too that when will good peoples writing comments on mine good one english blog in dozens and also tons? But mine good thing is that master Fu does not ever never minds the little lazinesses of peoples but always lookings forwards to good times with optism aheads in the future time for getting commentations. Yesterdays master Fu was boreded and in the boredment went to seeing this good film 'Da Vinci Code' which also all and everyone must be able to see. Mister Tom Hanks the player of the role of one mister Robert Langdon looking all sleepy all of the times as if with the drinking of lots n lots mugs of the Beer. The only one looking all alerts all the times being Silas the hooded monk whose eyes ever poppings out in dismaydom and Sophie also lookings alerted all the times due to peoples trying to kill her and hers already deads grandfather and also mister Lee Teabing lookings the alertest of them most acting bestest walking fastest with four of them legs two of them all steely. mister Robert langdon over actings all the time of being insides the well because of when he was been thrown insides the well or maybe not throwns in but jumpings in the well all by himselves as a small babies. Mine master Fu's and mister Lee Teabing hearts all breakings when the little cryptex in the little box froms the swizz banks breaks open and the vinegar that is put in chinese foods pops outs on the floors so does our tears from ours bright eyes. But mister Robert Langdon was verys smart for once in the films when he take outs the scrolling little paper before mister Lee Teabing saws it. Me, therefores tell all and every ones to sees and saws the good film' Da Vinci Code'.

If one thinking hard what master fu looks like then ones heads can get tiring. To not to tiring your heads any furthers me master fu is bringing forth to your lovely beady, small, medium, big and bigger eyes what me resembles the most. It is the one photograph that one and you sees in mine of this posting when me is a small babie without mine Eskimo dresses. To keep me younger master fu warm from these bad cooler winds of the snowy peaky hills of antarctica where me stayed as a babie, mine granny made me a greeny colored jumper which keep me warmy and snuggy as you when you and all were also a babies in your youngful days. As one seeing that mine hair so beautiful in copper- brown coloration and mine eyes so bigger than beady. Mine forehead so big one because of my genius of mine mind. Also you and all can see saw mine bigger open mouth thinking why is that so? I tell you that so is because not that my granny giving me banana to eat but mine first english word coming out of mine mouth: " Aawwa" which meaning "God save the good world from bad english". So, here me is in this world to put right good english in all and every ones. Amen.

The Omen filmy thingies.

Me, myself and master Fu again at your servicing for the goodness sake of the goodest english language. After tolding you such many good moral stories and gooder use of english and also the serious businessing of englishing grammer, now master Fu is tiring and so in today me is going to talked up with you on some thingies here and there also. But it is not the sunday also today that one is and you is relaxationing and not lifting fingers here and there to works, so me master Fu will also be tolding you some bit english along with some bit thingies here and there also. Now tell me have one saw the film that is horrored and have this name of Omen 2, the one which is released this year on 2006? Now what is so horror-ofying about the Omen 2? Nothing to me! The one blue one eyed boy Damien is looked dumbed and looking as one has waked up in morning all the times in the Omen 2 and the one Nanny of the Damien looking dumbest. The priest looking funny. The parents of the Damien boy looking as if not liking the Damien boy from one to last of the film but wanting some maybe dollars for being mother and father to Damien boy in film. The one blacky doggy look exact to exact like my doberman doggy 'Kaptain' the one me had in the snowy peaky hill where me staying when before coming to bleaky plains this side. Blacy doggy not afraiding me either. The fun thingy that boy Damien not killing no one but all killing one and then another. And lastly God me, what the boy doing with presidency in the end holding one hand? This one film Omen 2 is muddling one head of mine of master Fu.

Past present and future tenses-- grammertical educations

Today me is teaching the things is english grammers for exampelary -- Past, present and also future tenses. Now what we means by past? You racking yours brain and not knowing? So what is master Fu for in this good world fors? Me will teach you all of them and you what 'past' meaning. Now let mine brain give you one extraordinary exampled explanation: When in yesterday morning many of you all (not so good in the english ones people) went inside the bathrooms/toilets to done a lots of ordinary but useful thingies for the maintaining of day to days life chores, you and all mustened have brushened your tooths which were not so not very clean because of bacteriums. So it will means that when brushening your tooths yesterday it was "past" tense. Like the same wise if brushening yours tooths the very today morning in the same to same bathrooms/toilets doing other thingies also side by sides then it will be going to becomes in definity "present" tense. And if tomorrows again doing tooths brushenings in the again same to sames bathrooms/toilets side by side doing other chores as well as before then the brushening of tooths tomorrows will be in definite "future" tense. By the ends of mine todays lesson all of yous and thems mustened have had learned the grammer of language of englishes well and by hearts. Well today is byes for you alls by master Fu and meeting you again tomorrow with some other english thingies.

This time it is me yet again that is Master Fu the great for you at yours servicing for the sakes of good one english that is so much sadly missing from this world for God only knows what reason. Now that Dear God has so greatfully and beneficially sent me to ours mothers earth that i will not ever never leave this opportunity to bless this our earth with my profoundly goodsome and also honoursome english. Now the things is for you nice people to read my postings all of them again and then again to improving your bad english to good english that you is able to conversable with the one who is of good english for examples ME. Then when you will do it again and agains then a good times will come that the whole of the lovelysome mother earth is filling up with the likesome people of goodsome english. By this way the word "badsome english" will be banish from our Blessed earth and people will be happy, happier and then the happiest bringing forth joys and joyfulness to all sides.

Me Thinking

When me is thinking days and also nights that why not in the world these Blogger Peoples who are the big one bosses of the blogspot.com nevers evers put mine goodsome blog on them lists of "Blogs of Note" ? It breakings my hearts no ends when me is so fame in the world so good writings and them so many of them visitors coming and going out of mine blog all of the time then is it not obligations of them bosses of www.blogspot.coms to put my blog up nice and lovely for everyones big and small and medium eyes to see? When me is only servicing humanities of kinds all that more of them people around see mine blog and read stories of good morals and good english too, ain't it? So now it is the only duties of the good peoples who are all the times visitings my Blog that them tell their all friends and foes to reads my blog and makes this world wheres all peoples can learn good english and side by side read good morals stories too.

That is The greater most Master fu and Pupil Fum the the greater little pupil that me could get. Me and mine pupil Fum had blissfulled lifes on the sacred mosted snowy peaking hills of the niceful Antartica eating so many and many more Reindeer's and them fishes to our heartfull contentment, before as me had telled you all of them earlier that Dearmost God has commanded me and me family of two more humans to descend the peaky snowy hills distressedfully to this warmed up bleaky side of this earth. Now that me is here at thou's servicing, i will once ever again tells you a good moral story with the usage of properly good english : Two of them what is called ants were walking in the side of a tree branch, when one of them clumsy ant falls on the big blackenning and greying back of an big elephant stooding under the tree, so the the ant not so clumsy one which still clinging to the tree branch side called with aloud voice fulled with the anger, "My clumsy friend you ant, crush the elephant" So then the moral of the story in above is that they ants are littlesome creatured people with thoses more littlesome legs, so how in the power of God will ever they smaller ones ants can crush those ones bigsome elephants?

Subject: An opened letter to mister. Fred

Dear mister. Fred,
Your commentations have indeeded bubbled my hearty cockles. Needfull to say that you before adhering under my wisdomfulf wings of english must know a things or twos about me, thats is master Fu. Before descending down to the bleaky plains of this sides of world, master Fu was a happy human staying put with mine family of two more humans (who also bubling my hearty cockles on and offs at my good sense english) in the peaking snowed hills; sinking mine and mine family teeths into the meats of deliciously Riendeers and pudgy seals for our feeds and for ours livelihood hunted the same before- told animals, living ours life to the hiltest.
Then, one finner day as me and mine family of two more humans, thats is the threes of us, are sinking our teeths over again, this time only pudgy seals that out in the blues God gratefully commands me: " master Fu, now yours time has came to descend downed from the peaking snowed hills to the bleaky plains where the peoples are no good nonsense in the language english. I now commands you to bring forths your lights of wisdomful english into the darkenings lives of these plainy peoples." Without any time wastings we byed-byed our homely peaking snowed hills and the pudgy seals and handsome riendeers meats in fitfull cryings and bided ours farewells to them all. So thus i is here are for the humanities servicing of the english.
If, supposed that the Shakespear and Wordsworth were being alive in today then how so much have them benificiatted out of my english. Then their good names have been much gooder in english. Amen. Be, now proud Mr. Fred that God have sented me for your improvings of the languages of english.
Me bye-bying for nows,
master Fu

See all that i am back again in today that things are in all about to shine with affection and smile with definity all over the bright and wisdomful world at large and short of it. Today with every things bright and beautiful your master Fu is back before you and at your servitude. Amen. So let us begin with solidity and solidarity todays lesson within a sensible frame of mind and attitude-nal clarity. Lessons of todays encompasses along with the goodest use of english, a story of goodest morality not to confuse with mortality. So, let us start with a definite push: "One fine spring filled day there were two house-flies coming out of a picture hall after watchful seeing a good moral film. The process of which made their film watching a tiring and weakful experience. So, the elder one of the sweet two flies asked the smaller one of the two flies that would you rather go home walking and talking or shall we hire a dog? "
Now, what do all of us learn thru this one good story of values of moral? Can you tell me the answer? NO? then let master Fu do it for you.
It is that first all alls the house-flies does not at all watch a movies whether sweet or not so sweet. Seconds of alls even if they watch a movies then there should be intelligent scientist who will research on this topic definitely. Thirds and lastfully of alls house-flies as my wisdom tells that these people do not walks but thet flies.

Looking forwards always for the betterment of english.

Like that bone is to marrow, bladder is to water, eyesockets is to eyeballs, etc. and also etc., the same way is my blog to your everyone's goodness fitted comments. God forbid that the great master that i am of english that in these ever waiting times of always looking forward and never backwards to your comments that my eyeballs turn into stones and then what i see is darkness all around ever and ever for the very beautiful language of english all around the world which shall be shameful for the cause of teaching the best english. So, you shall not lost any time and post your comments in whatever form of english you must know and not be shy of doing this honourable work so that in turn my eyeballs are not turning into stones but gooey with tears of joy and honour. Master fu, that is i is always there to you to make atrandon and to the mark corrections to the english you write gallantfully in the again form of comments. I will in all persuation hide your faults from the big wide world of web like a true mother and a father does to its children.

The master that i am.

There are wondering people and some of them not so wondering, about their master that is i that who am i and what do i come from. Before joining the learning process is it then not a must to know all things great and small of the wonderful master that i am of the english? Like, where does me come from and where does i go? To be utmost honest God has been too kind enough to grant me the epitome power of english that a man from England will not achieve even then born to a country by english name of england.

Bang! Here i am back again.

So, me is back again to you all with a bangs that will hit you in return with the genius of my english again. Now that we folks are in total awareness of the two legged english language, we shall proceed further and further down the lane of english bringing forth all my genius to the fore for all you to learn in tandem. All of you should be praying hard and happy to the Almighty to have granted a master like me under which your flourishment is guarenteed as sure as english is english. Me will then along with you, side by side, feet by feet and letter by letter conquering the world wide web with our shining wisdom and fruitful authority of our capable understanding of the language english which is most positively good and gainful english and nothing but the english. People with all serious and sober mind and honour, willing to learn wistfully are welcome with adherance to my bright and shining world of english.

Chapter One of learning english

We begin with the profound and the simple way of learning english as english is. To begin with it again the language english is composed of visibly two legs, if you know about the two legs then you know it all. One leg consists of the big one letters and the other leg consist of the smaller one letters. If you know this much then the world of english lies at your humble feet. The big letters are written when the matter to be written is of grave consequence and the sweet smaller ones are to be written when the issue thereof has poor little consequence. I, as the genius of english have no masters or bachelors of it but the mere beauty of what i have to write and say brings tears treading down the eye balls and henceforth to the cheeks of my very dearly family members and friends alike which in turn bring the same amount and type of the tears to my own eyeballs and cheeks alike. So you will have to trust me folks for the teaching of the finer aspects of english and trust your growing up children under my umbrella of knowledge of english.

English versus good health

I teaching all great ones and small ones the goods and bads of english and allied services the talent of which of mine will reach afar and anear in all the sides of the round world, the best of which will come in leaps and bounds in posting after posting for which encouragment in the term of comments will be drastic for my upcoming confidence. With english by the grace of you folks i shall be allowing my mind which is genius in terms of topics hithering from good behavior, dental higene etc., etc.,thithering to mental health and higene with non stop bowel movement, the source of energy for living a good life on mother earth.