Chapter One of learning english

We begin with the profound and the simple way of learning english as english is. To begin with it again the language english is composed of visibly two legs, if you know about the two legs then you know it all. One leg consists of the big one letters and the other leg consist of the smaller one letters. If you know this much then the world of english lies at your humble feet. The big letters are written when the matter to be written is of grave consequence and the sweet smaller ones are to be written when the issue thereof has poor little consequence. I, as the genius of english have no masters or bachelors of it but the mere beauty of what i have to write and say brings tears treading down the eye balls and henceforth to the cheeks of my very dearly family members and friends alike which in turn bring the same amount and type of the tears to my own eyeballs and cheeks alike. So you will have to trust me folks for the teaching of the finer aspects of english and trust your growing up children under my umbrella of knowledge of english.