A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar (India) was transferred to a new School in Mumbai (India).
He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...______________________________
Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, Ibig you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.
Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter foryour responsement.
May God blast you!"Yours awfully,RAMKHILAWAN YADAV