Good Squeezy Massaging ;- )

Why mister president Bush startling the German chancellor Angela Merkel and the our world at large by giving one nice and good and friendlyful massaging to miss Angela Merkel left one and right one shoulders at the same to same time, me dont get the heads and tails outta this one whole episode? If me and you gets the same squeezy massaging from mister Bush or anyones else for that matters then me and you and everyone loving and enjoying every little bits of its, wont us? think think and thinks with open heads all of you and everyone. When us spendthrifting so many of ours precious dollars and monies on squeezy massaging by hiring people to do so them then why we and us getting all alarming over one 2 seconds massaging and thats too for free of cost by the mister president of the USA's? Dont we and us and all of you and them do the same friendlyful massaging to our dears and nears ones all the time? ;-)