Subject: An opened letter to mister. Fred

Dear mister. Fred,
Your commentations have indeeded bubbled my hearty cockles. Needfull to say that you before adhering under my wisdomfulf wings of english must know a things or twos about me, thats is master Fu. Before descending down to the bleaky plains of this sides of world, master Fu was a happy human staying put with mine family of two more humans (who also bubling my hearty cockles on and offs at my good sense english) in the peaking snowed hills; sinking mine and mine family teeths into the meats of deliciously Riendeers and pudgy seals for our feeds and for ours livelihood hunted the same before- told animals, living ours life to the hiltest.
Then, one finner day as me and mine family of two more humans, thats is the threes of us, are sinking our teeths over again, this time only pudgy seals that out in the blues God gratefully commands me: " master Fu, now yours time has came to descend downed from the peaking snowed hills to the bleaky plains where the peoples are no good nonsense in the language english. I now commands you to bring forths your lights of wisdomful english into the darkenings lives of these plainy peoples." Without any time wastings we byed-byed our homely peaking snowed hills and the pudgy seals and handsome riendeers meats in fitfull cryings and bided ours farewells to them all. So thus i is here are for the humanities servicing of the english.
If, supposed that the Shakespear and Wordsworth were being alive in today then how so much have them benificiatted out of my english. Then their good names have been much gooder in english. Amen. Be, now proud Mr. Fred that God have sented me for your improvings of the languages of english.
Me bye-bying for nows,
master Fu

See all that i am back again in today that things are in all about to shine with affection and smile with definity all over the bright and wisdomful world at large and short of it. Today with every things bright and beautiful your master Fu is back before you and at your servitude. Amen. So let us begin with solidity and solidarity todays lesson within a sensible frame of mind and attitude-nal clarity. Lessons of todays encompasses along with the goodest use of english, a story of goodest morality not to confuse with mortality. So, let us start with a definite push: "One fine spring filled day there were two house-flies coming out of a picture hall after watchful seeing a good moral film. The process of which made their film watching a tiring and weakful experience. So, the elder one of the sweet two flies asked the smaller one of the two flies that would you rather go home walking and talking or shall we hire a dog? "
Now, what do all of us learn thru this one good story of values of moral? Can you tell me the answer? NO? then let master Fu do it for you.
It is that first all alls the house-flies does not at all watch a movies whether sweet or not so sweet. Seconds of alls even if they watch a movies then there should be intelligent scientist who will research on this topic definitely. Thirds and lastfully of alls house-flies as my wisdom tells that these people do not walks but thet flies.

Looking forwards always for the betterment of english.

Like that bone is to marrow, bladder is to water, eyesockets is to eyeballs, etc. and also etc., the same way is my blog to your everyone's goodness fitted comments. God forbid that the great master that i am of english that in these ever waiting times of always looking forward and never backwards to your comments that my eyeballs turn into stones and then what i see is darkness all around ever and ever for the very beautiful language of english all around the world which shall be shameful for the cause of teaching the best english. So, you shall not lost any time and post your comments in whatever form of english you must know and not be shy of doing this honourable work so that in turn my eyeballs are not turning into stones but gooey with tears of joy and honour. Master fu, that is i is always there to you to make atrandon and to the mark corrections to the english you write gallantfully in the again form of comments. I will in all persuation hide your faults from the big wide world of web like a true mother and a father does to its children.

The master that i am.

There are wondering people and some of them not so wondering, about their master that is i that who am i and what do i come from. Before joining the learning process is it then not a must to know all things great and small of the wonderful master that i am of the english? Like, where does me come from and where does i go? To be utmost honest God has been too kind enough to grant me the epitome power of english that a man from England will not achieve even then born to a country by english name of england.

Bang! Here i am back again.

So, me is back again to you all with a bangs that will hit you in return with the genius of my english again. Now that we folks are in total awareness of the two legged english language, we shall proceed further and further down the lane of english bringing forth all my genius to the fore for all you to learn in tandem. All of you should be praying hard and happy to the Almighty to have granted a master like me under which your flourishment is guarenteed as sure as english is english. Me will then along with you, side by side, feet by feet and letter by letter conquering the world wide web with our shining wisdom and fruitful authority of our capable understanding of the language english which is most positively good and gainful english and nothing but the english. People with all serious and sober mind and honour, willing to learn wistfully are welcome with adherance to my bright and shining world of english.

Chapter One of learning english

We begin with the profound and the simple way of learning english as english is. To begin with it again the language english is composed of visibly two legs, if you know about the two legs then you know it all. One leg consists of the big one letters and the other leg consist of the smaller one letters. If you know this much then the world of english lies at your humble feet. The big letters are written when the matter to be written is of grave consequence and the sweet smaller ones are to be written when the issue thereof has poor little consequence. I, as the genius of english have no masters or bachelors of it but the mere beauty of what i have to write and say brings tears treading down the eye balls and henceforth to the cheeks of my very dearly family members and friends alike which in turn bring the same amount and type of the tears to my own eyeballs and cheeks alike. So you will have to trust me folks for the teaching of the finer aspects of english and trust your growing up children under my umbrella of knowledge of english.

English versus good health

I teaching all great ones and small ones the goods and bads of english and allied services the talent of which of mine will reach afar and anear in all the sides of the round world, the best of which will come in leaps and bounds in posting after posting for which encouragment in the term of comments will be drastic for my upcoming confidence. With english by the grace of you folks i shall be allowing my mind which is genius in terms of topics hithering from good behavior, dental higene etc., etc.,thithering to mental health and higene with non stop bowel movement, the source of energy for living a good life on mother earth.