master Fu's maths exam paper- 1930

it was when me master Fu only 13 years of age and in standard 8th then mine stricter teacher of mathematics give mine whole class math problematic to solvation. This particular problemation of math put mine geniusfully endowed head in a tizzy but me master Fu never ever losted heart and put mine wholesome effortations into solvation of the same to same problem till the very ends until when the answer struck me! The moral of this story goes that tis better to hang oneself than solving mathematics problemations!

The Eye Of God

Me master Fu calls for attention of all peoples in the whole world :All persons great and small, all persons rich or poor, all persons thin or fat, all persons strong or weak, all persons tall or short, all persons powerful or powerless, all persons privileged or underprivileged, all persons healthy or sick, and you a king or a pauper; you all of thems must kept this in your minds that God is watchfully sawing you, me and all of us and them with His Eye from above in the sky. Nexter time when any of all human beings doing something badfull to fellows human beings and to the world then always know that God's Eye is watchfully sawing all actions of us and punish us sooner than later. Same to same is when you, me or us doing goodfull deeds then also God's watchful Eye sawing us and reward us sooner than later. So nexter time when me , you, us and all of thems taking steps towards doing gooder or badder thingies then keeps in ours mind that all actions having equal reaction, not only this one a science law buts is also God's Law. Me sure God watchfully watching all mayhem and bloodshed in this world, where innocent peoples dying every moment of it, then me sure that God knows them perpetrators of this and that and those crimes very wells and God also amusedly taking times to see how mucher badder to worster can peoples become and then He take action accordingly to His Law which me has stated in above.
Me, master Fu wondering all the time when this worlds peoples get sensibler and realize thems mistakes by not hurting each and another, by not at alls killing and bloodshedding of innocent peoples and also poor unspeaking animals, by not at alls bad mouthing peoples and persons.
But, me master Fu is all optimismical in mine thinking and praying to God all of the times that one finner day will come soon when all is welloff with this of ours world and all and everybodys living in peace and love and smiles :)

Good Squeezy Massaging ;- )

Why mister president Bush startling the German chancellor Angela Merkel and the our world at large by giving one nice and good and friendlyful massaging to miss Angela Merkel left one and right one shoulders at the same to same time, me dont get the heads and tails outta this one whole episode? If me and you gets the same squeezy massaging from mister Bush or anyones else for that matters then me and you and everyone loving and enjoying every little bits of its, wont us? think think and thinks with open heads all of you and everyone. When us spendthrifting so many of ours precious dollars and monies on squeezy massaging by hiring people to do so them then why we and us getting all alarming over one 2 seconds massaging and thats too for free of cost by the mister president of the USA's? Dont we and us and all of you and them do the same friendlyful massaging to our dears and nears ones all the time? ;-)

Use Yours Head!

Me, master Fu has not ever never saw a most perfected neater header butting than this one in mine entire eskimoic life that mr. Zinedine Zidane dided to one mr. Matterazzi and got one Golden Ball award too for it. Now what made mr. Zidane did butting head no ones nose for sure. As mr. Zidane putters it he dided it because mr. Matterazzi abusing hims mother and sister when playing football football with him and also with others of peoples from France and Italy but mr. Matterazzi refutings all charges and saying he not knowing that mr. Zidane have mother and sister at all, leave asides cursing thems. What ever the causing of mr. Zidane head butting mr. Matterazzi, mr. Zidane gotting a placement in them" hall of fame" and the refree man showing him mosted hated red card for the header butting take retirement from refree job for goods.
Now what the morals of the head butting episode are:
(a) In times of needs use yours head.
(b) A head without them hair is better than a heads with hairy on them for the usement of head buttings.
(c) Presidents of countries calls people to Lunch who are famous for butting heads on other peoples.
(d) mr. Zidane has showed fruitful way to them other footballers to becoming famous overnights by butting heads rather than playing good Footballs.
(e) mr. Matterazi should knows that all peoples whether playing footballs or not have mothers and sisters whether sicks or not.
(f) Lastingly but most importantly no one should curse or abuses anyone as they will be suringly head butted by peoples whether them having hairs or not.

Me Joking?

One very finer day when me and mine family of three people living in Antarctica invite a rabbit, a donkey, a earth worm and one tortoise to dinner in ours igloo house. We all of them eated delicious and happy foods and were all filled in our tummies up to brim.
Mister donkey saying all sudden, "hey, mister Fu me and all invited want drinking good booze!".
Me now scratching mine head thinking now there no booze in mine house. Truthfullingly me tolded all invited one miss rabbit, one mister donkey, one mr. earth worm and one mister tortoise loud and clearly that me and mine family of three peoples dont have no booze in house!
Then mister donkey coming up with idea good one say, "master fu, why not we send mr. tortoise to getting booze from market?"
Now me stop scratching mine good head any more thoughtfully thinkering what goodest idea this were and also everyone of them invited and family agreeing whole heartfully to this one opinion. mr. tortoise also gratefully agree liking and also agree to going to market to getting booze for him and all to drinking.
Me and all very talking talkitively for nexter three hours waiting for mr. tortoise return herewith booze. We talking more and more and much much more alongside waiting whole hearted withsome opened arms for booze and also ours good friendly mr. tortoise.
After wistfulness wait for now four hours mister earth worm all frustated and scream his lungs say," Oh mine Lord! where the *$#*@ is mr. tortoise? He is total useless fellow! No bringing booze for so much long waiting!"
As soon mister earth worm saying these wrathfulled wisdomful worldly words that mr. tortoise all suddenly peeping from behind door and say," Now i not goes to market for booze, you peoples are meanful to me!"
The morals of the story going like this:
(1) Always knowing that mister or miss tortoise are slower in walkings. miss and mr. rabbits are faster ones in walkability to markets and the hoppability.
(2) Walls has ears.
(3) Booze not goodness for ours health, but if invite some peoples for dinning then keep littler booze in house.
(4) Critisized mister or miss goes mad with angers.
(5) when master fu inviting you and all for dinner nexter times then dont ever never forgetful to bring your owner bottles of booze!

Pirates of the Caribbean- The curse of the Black Pearl

Me Master Fu and mine family of the three persons wented to see this one film- Pirates of the Caribbean- The curse of the Black Pearl. Now why me went to see this one it beats me. One mr. Barbossa throwing one famous actor mr. Johnny Deppy called mister Jack Sparrow out of his own shippy called Black Pearl because not liking him becoming captain and wanting to himself becoming captain of the same shippy called Black Pearl. Well and good. mister Jack Sparrow is marroned on one island, again well and good. Now mister Jack Sparrow wanting to come backing on his own shippy and wanting to himself becoming captain again, again well and good. One finer day mister Sparrow happens to be reaching this town where mr. Will turner, in real called Orlando Bloom another one famous actor also acting in film- Kingdom of Heaven and also living in this one town is miss. Elizabeth, in real called Kierra Knightly also acting in film- Bend it like Beckham. Them all living peacefully and goodly, again well and good. Now mister Sparrow and all his shippy sailors and also pirates wanting mr. Will Turner's blood to lifting curse from his shippy- Black Pearl so them all undead ones pirates becoming live again; now upto here well and goodsome. Now mine mind is going into tizzy and dizzy and me puking along with mine family of three peoples and also the other peoples in the picture hall, when all pirates becoming all hollow with only rotting flesh and decaying clothes hanging on bones of them pirates! These poorly rotting peoples fighting on the shippy and also in waters of the sea giving me creepies in my hearts and also legs, as me checking my leggies again and then again if mine flesh still holding mine leggies safe and sound. Now is there fun if me and you are again and then again checking your leggies half the time in between also seeing the film? No know? I liking mister Jack Sparrow only that much time when him was in good one health and hearty but enuf is enuf this one good actor mister Johnny Deppy also going decaying by the end of its all, me is thinking that the upto half film good director going all sicky and confusey in the other half of the film. Nonsense! Me wants to tells the director mr. Jerry to make all futurely films of his with whole healthy mens and womens too as there are many of them good whole peoples crowding the world and willing to acts in mr. Jerry's films, me sure. And also he mustly make films on Eskimo peoples who also liking to acts in films as whole and healthy mens and womens with pink of healths and cheeks too. So now that mr. Jerry has made another one film also called Pirates of the Carribean, but half of the name not the sames- Dead mans chest instead of the curse of the Black Pearl; me recommends mr. Jerry to name his next one film- "Pirates of the Carribean- master Fu and them Eskimos". When he mr. Jerry coming to shoot for this one film then us Eskimo peoples feeding him good foods of pudgy seals and salmons and reindeers to makes him happy!

Me wants trees trees and more trees!

Why man cut trees, me never ever understanding. We only depriving our pinky two lungies good oxygen and in turn cuttings off the passaging of oxygen to our hearts which beating all the times and not so beating if me, we and you all of them cutting them trees left, right and center. So us decide for oncefully not to cut them trees and in turn planting more of thems left, right and center in order to giving more amd mores freshfully oxygens to us pinky two lungies so in turn our hearts beating well and good all the times.

Today?

Today me master Fu don't knows what to write. This one symptom is called master Fu block just like the one writer's block. It is not that me master Fu dunno what me write today but because me had for breakfast, lunch and dinner also three big fatter juicy turkeys and now me tum tum is all gassy and stretchy but take heart me is anyways going to writes after all whether me, you and all are gassy, stretchy or not in yours and me in tum tums. So today me will tells all a good one moral story with the usaging of good english. The story will go on like this one: If you all is rich which me is sure you all will be as you all of them having computers. So, again if rich ones you all then take outing one- tenth of yours money and riches and give when you gets your fat ones paypackets to the ones not so richy as you and all to make the less richy peoples a happy mans or womans or children. God loving people who are givings and carings and do goods to such ones good peoples in returns.