Me Joking?

One very finer day when me and mine family of three people living in Antarctica invite a rabbit, a donkey, a earth worm and one tortoise to dinner in ours igloo house. We all of them eated delicious and happy foods and were all filled in our tummies up to brim.
Mister donkey saying all sudden, "hey, mister Fu me and all invited want drinking good booze!".
Me now scratching mine head thinking now there no booze in mine house. Truthfullingly me tolded all invited one miss rabbit, one mister donkey, one mr. earth worm and one mister tortoise loud and clearly that me and mine family of three peoples dont have no booze in house!
Then mister donkey coming up with idea good one say, "master fu, why not we send mr. tortoise to getting booze from market?"
Now me stop scratching mine good head any more thoughtfully thinkering what goodest idea this were and also everyone of them invited and family agreeing whole heartfully to this one opinion. mr. tortoise also gratefully agree liking and also agree to going to market to getting booze for him and all to drinking.
Me and all very talking talkitively for nexter three hours waiting for mr. tortoise return herewith booze. We talking more and more and much much more alongside waiting whole hearted withsome opened arms for booze and also ours good friendly mr. tortoise.
After wistfulness wait for now four hours mister earth worm all frustated and scream his lungs say," Oh mine Lord! where the *$#*@ is mr. tortoise? He is total useless fellow! No bringing booze for so much long waiting!"
As soon mister earth worm saying these wrathfulled wisdomful worldly words that mr. tortoise all suddenly peeping from behind door and say," Now i not goes to market for booze, you peoples are meanful to me!"
The morals of the story going like this:
(1) Always knowing that mister or miss tortoise are slower in walkings. miss and mr. rabbits are faster ones in walkability to markets and the hoppability.
(2) Walls has ears.
(3) Booze not goodness for ours health, but if invite some peoples for dinning then keep littler booze in house.
(4) Critisized mister or miss goes mad with angers.
(5) when master fu inviting you and all for dinner nexter times then dont ever never forgetful to bring your owner bottles of booze!